i overdress for everything. life is too short to not look your best when u wanna look your best just cause some basic ass ppl might disapprove
i underdress for everything. life is too short to not be comfy always when you dont care just cause some basic ass ppl judge me for wearing the same thing all the time
I am both
9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana
"feel my leg i just shaved"
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
I was looking for sound effects of a duck quacking for animation and I came across this “Rubber Duck” sound and I’ve been laughing for the past five minutes
this post ruined me
I can’t begin to imagine what he’s thinking right there.
girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
m a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
I dont think ive ever felt more of a personal connection to a cartoon character than I do to Squidward
this is so pretty.
I guess he outsmarted us